1. (via adventored)

  2. "Be careful who you vent to."

    Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

    (Source: itsthelesbiana, via hallowstomach)

  3. there’s no other group of people I’d rather spend my Friday nights with

  4. nuclearnyx:

    my anaconda don’t want none

    unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

    image

    (via tattooed-disappointment)

  5. zic0sdreads:

    xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

    christmascrayonwillow:

    candycreme:

    do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

    #disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

    (Source: mrssaberhagen, via thinnersthewinnerr)

  6. staayamazing:

    nikkiimarchy:

    catseverywhere:

    Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

    He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

    Cuteness overload *.*

    (via thinnersthewinnerr)

  7. euo:

    i cant wait to get denied from every college i apply to

    (via hallowstomach)

  8. shouldnt:

    when attractive people say they are ugly

    image

    (via thinnersthewinnerr)

    • Family:   *insults my weight*
    • Family:   *insults my interests*
    • Family:   *insults my friends*
    • Family:   *insults my music*
    • Family:   *judges me constantly*
    • Family:   you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us
  9. (via adventored)

  10. JAPANESE 101 - HOT DOG


    mc-jaeger:

    kagays:

    pjberri:

    image

    I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

    that took a turn i was not expecting

    (via consulting221b)

  11. eggbutt

  12. (Source: CanisLupvs, via adventored)