1. narcotic:

    I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

    (Source: narcotic, via asyourshadowfalls)

  2. awkwardthuggin:

    Trying to pull off a joke and messing up the punchline


    (via coasting)

  3. tanyashatseva:


    My muse - inspiring and luminous Grav3yardgirl 

    Acrylic on canvas, 2014

    (via grav3yardgirl)

    • reading a foreign language you're trying to learn:   lol this is easy I understand so much of this
    • trying to construct sentences in that language:   wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary

    (Source: mrhankey, via zackisontumblr)

  4. unregistered-hypercam2:


    why health insurance is so expensive

    $100 says this happened in florida

    there is a greater chance that this happened in florida than the chances of the sun rising tomorrow

    (Source: 5d-grid, via westonegbert-vs-theworld)

  5. (Source: joshface5000, via sweetlydrowning)

  6. theunendingstories:


    babe can i show you my d*ck 



    Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

    (via sweetlydrowning)

  7. ronaldreagay:

    f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

    (Source: catholicschoolgay, via sniffing)

  8. sadfrick:


    It still is a little red, but it is finished finally.

    so so PERFECT

    (via tattooed-disappointment)

  9. (Source: CRE8TI0N, via avaricious-thoughts)